No, I’m not talking about that. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeez!
I’m talking about the motorcycle, obviously. My dad and I were doing some routine maintenance last weekend (thanks again, Dad), and it dawned on me that my new mode of transportation is still without a proper name. The name needs to be feminine, of course, because all fast, sleek, dangerous things with motors have female names.
Off the top of my head, I was thinking Ruby, Autumn, and Vanessa. I don’t know why the top three names I came up with are stereotypical stripper names, but they are.
Got a better idea? Comments are open.
How about Chastity? Candy? Peaches?
http://unspun.amazon.com/Best-Stripper-Names/list/show/59
You should give it two names, like Oscar Meyer or George Michael, to make it sound more ostentatious.
name it elektra.