If you’re a vegetarian/vegan, now would be a good time to turn away from your monitor. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Status Updates
- Can't believe I waited so long to buy a pair of Keen sandals. I shan't be gashing my big toe again whilst wearing these bad boys.
4 days ago - I hope all my student friends out there are taking advantage of the free year of Amazon Prime: http://ma2t.me/2o
16 days ago - "You are scheduled for a Genius Bar appointment." -- I can hardly wait. Would it be fair to ask for proof of IQ to verify genius status?
17 days ago - Corn dogs: I have absolutely no idea what's in them, but they taste like heaven on a stick. (Fact: everything is better on a stick.)
21 days ago - Citi sent me a letter saying they had cancelled my Visa card due to inactivity. Guess they've never heard of a backup credit card before.
35 days ago
- Can't believe I waited so long to buy a pair of Keen sandals. I shan't be gashing my big toe again whilst wearing these bad boys.
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What the heck would posses you to take a picture of a steak?
Studies have shown that a daily dose of 12 oz. of Vitamin S can increase enjoyment of life and boost muscle mass. Side-effects include, but are not limited to: obescity, sloth, acute myocardial infarction, and a tendency to leave normal daily routines to seek prey in the wild.