Actually, this tax season it’s more like twenty for me and none for you, Department of the Treasury. You’re working for no one but me. I gave you too much money last year, and now it’s time for you to pay up. And pay up, you shall. Between state and federal taxes, I got almost $800 back this year.
Do you have any idea how much Dublin Dr Pepper I can buy with that kind of money?
(For those miscreants out there who didn’t catch the reference, there are lyrics to “Taxman” by The Beatles interspersed throughout this post. If you didn’t know that, go read up on your rock and roll history right now.)