Help me name the beast

By Matt Jacob | Published: August 17, 2008

No, I’m not talking about that. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeez!

I’m talking about the motorcycle, obviously. My dad and I were doing some routine maintenance last weekend (thanks again, Dad), and it dawned on me that my new mode of transportation is still without a proper name. The name needs to be feminine, of course, because all fast, sleek, dangerous things with motors have female names.

Off the top of my head, I was thinking Ruby, Autumn, and Vanessa. I don’t know why the top three names I came up with are stereotypical stripper names, but they are.

Got a better idea? Comments are open.

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3 Comments

  1. Jeff Rutledge
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    How about Chastity? Candy? Peaches?

    http://unspun.amazon.com/Best-Stripper-Names/list/show/59

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  2. Richard
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    You should give it two names, like Oscar Meyer or George Michael, to make it sound more ostentatious.

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  3. Angela
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    name it elektra.

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