If Xanga allowed for entries to have titles, this entry would be entitled “Pimp My Office.” I’ve been at my job for 8 weeks now, but the walls of my office are still white and barren. That’s where all you readers (all 2 of you) come in!
Here’s what I’m thinking. The theme is going to be vintage advertisements, particularly coffee ads. Examples: here, here, and here. Yea or nay? Here are some “before” pictures so that you can see what you’ve got to work with. ;-)

That’s where I work, for those of you who didn’t know.

My office is the one that’s circled. ;-)

Name tag, including fancy title. Ooh, ahh.

From my window, I can see cars, cars, and more cars, and just as many overweight people going into Gold’s Gym next door.

They gave me that ivy plant on my first day, and despite my negligence in watering it, it hasn’t managed to die yet. It’s probably so hearty because it drinks Nal-juice (see Nalgene bottle next to plant). The bulletin board on the floor is gonna be hung on that wall somewhere.

My desk has all the essentials: iPod, ChapStick, coffee mug, another Nalgene, and Pepperidge Farm chocolate chunk cookies hidden in the drawers. 182.3, 183.7, 184.5, 185.9…