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- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
3 days ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
3 days ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
4 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
8 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
11 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Category Archives: bumper stickers
No Human Being Is Illegal
Continuing in the vein of my last post, today I bring you another fantastic bumper sticker that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. (And if you think I have a penchant for bumper stickers, you’d be right. After all, I spend about 90 minutes in my car every day, so I’m bound to come across interesting [...]
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Is It 2008 Yet?
I saw a car today that had a bumper sticker bearing the text of the title of this post. The irony, of course, is that if liberals can’t even figure out the current date, I doubt they should be allowed to vote in the next election.
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Stand behind our troops (or not)