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- Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
3 days ago - Doing a long-overdue paperwork purge. How come I can file digital things just fine, but not physical pieces of paper?
4 days ago - Saw a car with an "HONOR GOD" bumper sticker driving 20+ posted speed and tailing people aggresively. That really frosts my cookies.
8 days ago - The tea party movement might be a little out there for me, but I could definitely see myself joining a sweet tea party movement.
9 days ago - In running for the governorship of California, Meg Whitman's starting bid is $40m and her Buy It Now price is $150m.
14 days ago
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Category Archives: bumper stickers
No Human Being Is Illegal
Continuing in the vein of my last post, today I bring you another fantastic bumper sticker that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. (And if you think I have a penchant for bumper stickers, you’d be right. After all, I spend about 90 minutes in my car every day, so I’m bound to come across interesting [...]
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Is It 2008 Yet?
I saw a car today that had a bumper sticker bearing the text of the title of this post. The irony, of course, is that if liberals can’t even figure out the current date, I doubt they should be allowed to vote in the next election.
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Stand behind our troops (or not)