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You're reading "Scrumptious Word Morsels" by Matt Jacob. This is my blog that I publish several times monthly on occasion to discuss, complain, praise, geek out, and mostly, just to keep my writing sharp. To find out more about me, visit the about page.
Status Updates
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
4 days ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
5 days ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
6 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
9 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
13 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Monthly Archives: July 2005
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Attention planet Earth!
It is my pleasure to present to you the latest additions to Ralph Lauren’s underwear modeling line-up. Sorry, ladies, but both of these fine young men are already taken. ;-)
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I know, I know–this photo is totally cliché, but I just couldn’t resist. Enjoy!
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If Xanga allowed for entries to have titles, this entry would be entitled “Pimp My Office.” I’ve been at my job for 8 weeks now, but the walls of my office are still white and barren. That’s where all you readers (all 2 of you) come in!
Here’s what I’m thinking. The theme is going to [...]
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I got home from class tonight just in time to see the sun setting, so it’s my pleasure now to present you with a day that was full of continuity. It was a good day in a lot of respects: I was tired, yet I didn’t feel tired; I had a ton of work to [...]
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I was up early enough to catch the sunrise today, so I wanted to share it with those of you who don’t rise from your slumber until noon. You know who you are…
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I just got a digital camera yesterday, and it’s the first one I’ve ever owned. I’ve owned lots of 35mm cameras over the years, but my first impression of the new camera is that digital is just more fun for some reason. Maybe it’s the instant gratification or maybe it’s the obscene number of pictures [...]
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Is it July already? Where have all the cowboys gone?
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