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You're reading "Scrumptious Word Morsels" by Matt Jacob. This is my blog that I publish several times monthly on occasion to discuss, complain, praise, geek out, and mostly, just to keep my writing sharp. To find out more about me, visit the about page.
Status Updates
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
4 days ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
5 days ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
6 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
9 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
13 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Monthly Archives: August 2005
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Everyone! Download Google Talk now! I wish to converse with you over the so-called “Internet.”
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More concerts! Not quite the same genre of music as the previous post, but you should still go anyway!
Tonight, August 25: Waking Ashland, Phoenix
Friday, September 23: Emery, The Rock
Friday, September 23: The Chariot, Tempe
Friday, September 30: He Is Legend, Tempe
Friday, October 21: mewithoutYou, Tempe
Friday, November 4: Mae, The Rock
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Since I work in radio, I sometimes forget that “normal” people don’t find out about concert dates as soon as I do. Therefore, as a public service to my readers, here’s a list of some upcoming Christian shows:
Friday, September 30: David Crowder, Tempe
Saturday, October 1: Casting Crowns/Building 429, Phoenix
Friday, October 28: Jeremy Camp, no location [...]
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I just found out that Mae will be in Tucson November 4th! They’re playing at The Rock with Circa Survive, Mute Math, and Discover America, and I shan’t miss them this time around.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the word procrastinator has taken on new meaning today. The final paper for my writing class was due this evening at 5:00 pm when class started. Let’s examine a brief instructor-student interaction, shall we?
Note: Some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Me: Um, Ms. Abu-Kidajah-Sik-al-Akari, my research paper isn’t quite done [...]
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Wait a minute. I’m supposed to be writing a paper for my class. Why the heck am I posting a Xanga entry?
At least the book is open, right?
I write all my papers in iTunes these days…
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I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I’m currently battling an addiction. The good news is that I’m addicted to Threadless, and now my closet is filled with lots of fabulous t-shirts.
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This summer has been interesting. Interestingly amazing, that is.
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