Monthly Archives: October 2005

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Stress stress stress. Work work work. Rest rest rest.
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I was blessed to have a 4-foot-long visitor to my house just recently. I was coming home from soccer yesterday, minding my own business, when I saw this gigantic mutant snake right in front of my driveway. I contemplated sending him to snake heaven via my right front tire, but the animal activist in me pulled [...]
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    • Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
      4 days ago
    • We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
      4 days ago
    • NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
      6 days ago
    • If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
      9 days ago
    • Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
      13 days ago