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You're reading "Scrumptious Word Morsels" by Matt Jacob. This is my blog that I publish several times monthly on occasion to discuss, complain, praise, geek out, and mostly, just to keep my writing sharp. To find out more about me, visit the about page.
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- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
3 days ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
4 days ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
5 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
8 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
12 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Monthly Archives: December 2005
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First of all, I want to thank you all for your prayers!
Anna had a colonoscopy today, and the doctors were finally able to determine what has been causing all of her pain and discomfort. They diagnosed her with a disease called “ulcerative colitis”, which is basically sores (ulcers) along her large intestine (mainly her colon). [...]
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Watching my sister lying in a hospital bed is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do in the past few years. The worst part is that the doctors don’t even know what’s wrong with her. They keep taking blood tests and interpreting the results, but they haven’t been able to come up with [...]
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Ice Cream
This is 100% of my daily value of deliciousness right here:
P.S. Thank you, Lord, for giving me the metabolism of a cheetah.
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