Monthly Archives: June 2007

You’ve Really Done It This Time, Applebee’s

By Matt Jacob | Published: June 16, 2007
On separate trips to Applebee’s, I’ve had rocks in my food, hair in my food, cold food, and just plain bad food. Never have I been served margarita mix in a sippy cup, though. Applebee’s apparently reserves that honor for 2-year-olds. What I want to know is: who said, “I think it’d be a good idea [...]
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