Monthly Archives: July 2007

Chocolate Rain

By Matt Jacob | Published: July 31, 2007
It’s so bad, it’s got to be good. And I don’t know why, but I just can’t stop watching it.
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Think You Know Your Stuff?

By Matt Jacob | Published: July 26, 2007
Think you can tell a fake email from a real email, eh? Think you’d neeeeeever give out a username and password to scammers in Laos, do you? Well, now you can find out how street smart you are on the Web. Take this 10-question phishing quiz from McAfee to see how well you fare. I know [...]
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Hard Work Pays Off

By Matt Jacob | Published: July 22, 2007
Criminal(s) who broke into my car last night: You are scum. You represent everything that’s wrong with America. Instead of working hard and leading an honest life, you found it necessary to damage someone else’s property and take that which did not belong to you. Because of your insolence, I have to take time off work [...]
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Homer Simpson and the Liberal Media

By Matt Jacob | Published: July 15, 2007
Did you know that every day, Mexican gays sneak into this country and unplug our brain-dead ladies?
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The Second Amendment

By Matt Jacob | Published: July 7, 2007
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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