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- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
11 hours ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
21 hours ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
2 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
5 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
9 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Rep. Thaddeus McCotter teaches Democrat translation
Thanks to Erik and Mike for this one. Let’s watch an enlightening lesson, mmmkay?
Tales of the elusive possessive
Admittedly, I had something else in mind for this post, but when a silver platter is dropped into your lap, you really have no choice but to do something with it. I was getting a car insurance quote from Geico last night (15 minutes can save you 15% or more, right?), and that’s when I [...]
Chase’s (lack of) privacy policy
Ugh. (You just know a post is going to be good when it starts out that way.) In sharp contrast to the great experience I had recently with American Express, the email I received today from Chase (the holders of the key to one of my Visa cards and purveyors of all things evil, apparently) [...]
American Express: A+ customer service
I’ve had an American Express credit card for a couple years now, but I would only use it several times a year, and only when shopping at Costco. (Costco doesn’t accept any other credit cards, and the reason why I didn’t go there very often in the first place was because I was mooching off [...]
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A photograph hastily composed
I’m still getting everything situated in the new apartment, but when that’s done, I’m planning on having everyone over for a rockin’ housewarming party. More on that to come later. For the time being, check out the nighttime view from my balcony:
My camera’s battery was dying as I took the shot, but I decided to [...]
Enormous Airbus A380… in Lego