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Status Updates
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
4 days ago - We (Phoenix Suns) beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 152-114 tonight. That's beyond embarrassing. That's an atomic smackdown. http://ma2t.me/b
4 days ago - NASA finds shrimp dinner on ice beneath Antarctica: http://ma2t.me/8 [Shrimp on ice? The only thing we're missing is cocktail sauce!]
5 days ago - If college is supposed to prepare you for real life, then why do you only have to work at it for 8 months out of the year?
8 days ago - Here's another email tip, free of charge: next time you consider attaching a file greater than 100 KB in size, just turn your computer off.
12 days ago
- Saw a license plate that said PRSTFAN. Perhaps the owner is a former choir boy?
Tag Archives: motorcycle
Help me name the beast
No, I’m not talking about that. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeez!
I’m talking about the motorcycle, obviously. My dad and I were doing some routine maintenance last weekend (thanks again, Dad), and it dawned on me that my new mode of transportation is still without a proper name. The name needs to be [...]
The first motorcycle fatality
I knew the cost of motorcycling when I got into this whole mess, but I never knew the toll it would take on the innocent ones. On my way home tonight, a rather large and juicy bug had the misfortune of being put down by my enormous noggin. It was the first time I’ve ever [...]
Shifting into fifth for the first time
Since I’ve talked about it enough during the past three or four weeks, most of my loyal readers know that I recently purchased a motorcycle. That was almost two weeks ago. Well, this weekend, I finally started learning how to ride it. And it is fun. It’s more fun than I could have imagined, and [...]
The motorcycle post
I’ve been putting this post off because I don’t even know where to begin, but I think we’ll hit the good first and then come back for the bad and the ugly.
So, I got a bike on Wednesday! And it’s pink, and it has training wheels and streamers and a horn and… not really. But [...]
A longer status update