Previous Taglines
Over the history of this site, I’ve had many different taglines (that line of text in the header just below the site title), and I wanted a place to archive them for future reference. Note: some of these are inside jokes, others are quotes, and the rest are probably just random and weird phrases of my own design. Don’t worry if you come across something you don’t understand.
Without further ado, here’s the list in order from newest to oldest:
- It’s too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns!
- Giving a whole new meaning to the word “superfluous”
- Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes, or until golden brown
- Now with 30% more categorical organization and 300% more conservative pugnacity
- I worked hard to ill-get those gains!
- I shall now unsheathe the red pen of justice
- Because measuring once and cutting twice is more fun anyway
- Contributing to the detriment of the Internet since 2002