Tales of the elusive possessive

Admittedly, I had something else in mind for this post, but when a silver platter is dropped into your lap, you really have no choice but to do something with it. I was getting a car insurance quote from Geico last night (15 minutes can save you 15% or more, right?), and that’s when I noticed a flagrant misuse of the beloved apostrophe. Look at the first item in the right column in the screenshot (click to embiggen) and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Well, Geico, what if I do have more than 9 vehicle’s [sic]? What if I had 9 vehicles’ steering wheels? Or what if I just had 9 vehicles? So remember, kids: plurals don’t take an apostrophe unless you’re talking about lowercase letters (mind your p’s and q’s), but some editors also prefer to use an apostrophe to pluralize capital letters and acronyms (I got straight A’s last semester/my old bank didn’t have enough ATM’s).

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Chase’s (lack of) privacy policy

Ugh. (You just know a post is going to be good when it starts out that way.) In sharp contrast to the great experience I had recently with American Express, the email I received today from Chase (the holders of the key to one of my Visa cards and purveyors of all things evil, apparently) is rather disconcerting. The email was about updates to their privacy policy, and here’s exactly what set me off:

Third party sharing: You may tell us not to share information about you with non-financial companies outside of our family of companies. Even if you do tell us not to share, we may do so as required or permitted by law.

As required or permitted by law? So it doesn’t matter if you opt out—as I promptly did—because Chase is going to share your information with third parties anyway. Third parties! As the policy spells out, these are non-financial companies outside of the other companies they own. Let’s see… that narrows it down to… anyone!

To recap, Chase is saying: We’re going to share your information with companies that pay us enough to make it worthwhile. You can opt out over the phone, and we’ll use the recordings for training purposes and for amusement at company parties, but here’s the deal: We don’t really care. Our ethical standard ends at the law, so for the time being, our name is Ruby and your name is Inmate #8826104.

My goodness. Chase makes Comcast look like Salvation Army volunteers. Good thing I’ll be closing my account with them as soon as I pay off this month’s balance.

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American Express: A+ customer service

I’ve had an American Express credit card for a couple years now, but I would only use it several times a year, and only when shopping at Costco. (Costco doesn’t accept any other credit cards, and the reason why I didn’t go there very often in the first place was because I was mooching off my parents’ Costco membership.) Well, I finally broke down and bought my own membership in my name, and at the same time I signed up for a new American Express card linked to my Costco account. (It’s a rewards card, and they give you $25 just for signing up, so why not?)

Anyway, the new card came in the mail today, so I went online to activate it, as per the instructions. Activation went fine, but there was some kind of problem linking the new card to my existing online account. I called up customer service (at 1:00 a.m., no less), and spoke to a human almost immediately. Furthermore, the customer service rep was a native speaker of English (hooray!), and after asking me a couple questions, she had everything linked up in about a minute. Problem solved.

This has not been my experience when dealing with customer service for any of the Visa cards I’ve had in the past, nor with any of my current Visa cards. Without a doubt, I have to wait at least 5-10 minutes, I can barely understand the rep’s English, and he always tries to upsell me on some credit check or insurance policy. No thanks. In contrast, the American Express rep was coherent, efficient, and only helped me with the problem I called about.

Maybe I’ll start using my new American Express card everywhere from now on.

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A photograph hastily composed

I’m still getting everything situated in the new apartment, but when that’s done, I’m planning on having everyone over for a rockin’ housewarming party. More on that to come later. For the time being, check out the nighttime view from my balcony:

My camera’s battery was dying as I took the shot, but I decided to post the one picture I was able to get before the battery breathed its last. Time to recharge.

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Another fantastic fortune

I really hope this fortune comes true. Oh, what’s that you say? It’s not actually a fortune but a saying? Well, whatever. I hope it comes true anyway.

If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.

My favorite Chinese restaurant in Tucson just keeps delivering the hits in the fortune department.

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Reflections on five years of college

Two days ago, as I walked out of my last class ever after taking my last final ever, I did a celebratory dance around the halls of McClelland before I strutted out the doors for the final time. After five years of papers, presentations, group projects, and homework assignments, it was finally over. College was over.

In the midst of my ecstasy, a thought hit me: was it worth it? Was it worth the studying and hard work? Was it worth the investment of time and money? Was my time in college time well spent? I think the answer is yes and no.

Sure, it’s not a bad thing to have a college degree, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a requirement for the kind of work I do. I know plenty of talented programmers and developers who never went to college, and I can back that up with firsthand experience: about 95% of the skills I use in my job are either self-taught or things I learned while working there. This only really applies to computer and IT jobs, though. If I ever needed brain surgery, I know I’d want my surgeon to have more training than reading “Brain Surgery for Dummies” and Wikipedia.

Just like when I left my last job, the most important thing I can take away from college is the relationships. I met a lot of great people and made a lot of friendships that will probably stay with me for my entire life. When I look back in ten years, I’m pretty sure I won’t remember anything I learned in Organizational Behavior or Operations Management, but I will remember all the people I hung out with until deep into the night on many occasions.

Finally, I think the biggest change for me will be the lack of nightly homework. I’m going to come home from work, make dinner, and then what? Free time in the evenings is going to be weird at first, but I’m sure I’ll get used to it quickly. I can see myself buying a nice recliner and falling asleep around nine o’clock every night after reading a book for an hour. Or maybe I’ll get a satellite dish and subscribe to four or five soccer channels for endless hours of entertainment.

Or maybe I’ll sign up for night classes at Pima to pick up some new languages. At the rate of one language every two years (assuming fourth-semester proficiency is the desired outcome), I could possibly be speaking seven languages by 2018.

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Confucius say… good fortune hard to come by

Here’s some insightful advice I received in a fortune cookie yesterday:

Well, why not? Admit it—you’re intrigued.

Touché, fortune cookie. Touché.

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How my gun saved my life

The scene is yesterday at about 6:30 p.m. The sun is setting and it’s getting dark out, but it’s not quite nighttime yet. I’m coming home from an afternoon of apartment shopping, and I stop at my credit union on the way home because I’ve got some checks to deposit. I’m standing at one of the two ATM’s, waiting for the machine to finish sucking in my deposit envelope so that I can get my receipt and go home. Since it was a fairly warm day yesterday, I decided to carry openly, with my pistol in plain view on my waist. When summer rolls around in Tucson, concealed carry more or less goes out the window.

Out of the corner of my eye, I see a white pickup truck with two Mexican guys pull into the parking lot. They look kind of sketchy, but I don’t think about it too much because there are a lot of people in Tucson who look just like them. One of the guys gets out of the truck and starts heading straight towards me, even though there’s a vacant ATM right next to me. I half-turn to get a better look, and now my gun is fully exposed in this guy’s line of sight. He stops, takes one look at my waist, and turns around to head back to the truck at a quicker pace than he originally came. The truck peels out of the parking lot, I grab my receipt, and that’s the end of that.

I don’t really want to think about what could have happened had I not been carrying yesterday, but I might have had a pretty unfavorable situation on my hands. It’s not like the guy pulled a weapon on me and demanded my wallet, but the whole thing was extremely suspicious at the very least. Why come to the bank if you’re not going to use the ATM? Why walk towards me when there’s an open ATM on the other side? Why turn around and change your mind after seeing that I wasn’t going to be an easy mark? Exactly.

Stay safe out there. Your personal safety is nobody’s responsibility but your own.

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Don’t take it personally

I think I mentioned this a few months ago, but I’m currently working on redesigning this site. The default WordPress (the software that powers this blog) theme is nice and everything, but it’s the default. It’s ordinary. It’s commonplace. It’s prosaic. Truth is, though, I’ve been redesigning this site for more than four years. Part of that is due to a shift in purpose and focus. Four years ago, I fully intended to use this site as a promotional tool to showcase my freelance work to prospective clients. Since I’ve pretty much given up on freelance gigs these days, the current purpose of this site is to showcase my thoughts and photographs to friends, family, and (hopefully) the world.

Having said that, I’m aiming for absolute simplicity and minimalism with the new design so that my content comes through clearly. Enough about the new design, though; it’ll be here when it gets here. What I really wanted to talk about was taking things personally. It’s obvious that redesigning this site has become a labor of love for me. In fact, personal projects—I’m mostly referring to software and web-related projects, but this actually applies to pretty much everything I do—always manage to pull me in much more than work-related projects. That doesn’t mean that I do a sloppy job at work, either. I can do eight hours of high-quality client work and be perfectly happy with it, but doing the same thing for myself might take three or four times as long.

It’s true that I’m my own toughest critic, but at some point, you’ve got to say that enough is enough. You can tweak a lot of things for a long time, but eventually you need to capitulate and agree to keep chipping away on feature X during the next iteration. So that’s kind of where I’m at right now. I realize that I’m a perfectionist (recovering), but I’ve almost reached the point of “good enough” with my redesign. Give me a couple more weeks to put the final touches on and kick the tires a bit, and then I’ll flip the switch and invite public comments and criticism. I’ll try not to take it personally.

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Newest addition to my family

Weighing 6 pounds, 12 ounces, and measuring 38.5 inches…

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