My idea of going green

Am I thinking about it? Of course I’m thinking about it.

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Enormous Airbus A380… in Lego

Check out this A380 made out of Legos. It brings back fond memories of building Lego creations as a child, except on a slightly smaller scale. The model is the largest Lego airplane in the world, measuring almost ten feet long and more than three feet tall. It’s made up of more than 75,000 bricks and weighs about 220 pounds. It took expert builders at Legoland 600 hours to complete, and it’s 100% awesome.

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Rep. Thaddeus McCotter teaches Democrat translation

Thanks to Erik and Mike for this one. Let’s watch an enlightening lesson, mmmkay?

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Tales of the elusive possessive

Admittedly, I had something else in mind for this post, but when a silver platter is dropped into your lap, you really have no choice but to do something with it. I was getting a car insurance quote from Geico last night (15 minutes can save you 15% or more, right?), and that’s when I noticed a flagrant misuse of the beloved apostrophe. Look at the first item in the right column in the screenshot (click to embiggen) and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Well, Geico, what if I do have more than 9 vehicle’s [sic]? What if I had 9 vehicles’ steering wheels? Or what if I just had 9 vehicles? So remember, kids: plurals don’t take an apostrophe unless you’re talking about lowercase letters (mind your p’s and q’s), but some editors also prefer to use an apostrophe to pluralize capital letters and acronyms (I got straight A’s last semester/my old bank didn’t have enough ATM’s).

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Chase’s (lack of) privacy policy

Ugh. (You just know a post is going to be good when it starts out that way.) In sharp contrast to the great experience I had recently with American Express, the email I received today from Chase (the holders of the key to one of my Visa cards and purveyors of all things evil, apparently) is rather disconcerting. The email was about updates to their privacy policy, and here’s exactly what set me off:

Third party sharing: You may tell us not to share information about you with non-financial companies outside of our family of companies. Even if you do tell us not to share, we may do so as required or permitted by law.

As required or permitted by law? So it doesn’t matter if you opt out—as I promptly did—because Chase is going to share your information with third parties anyway. Third parties! As the policy spells out, these are non-financial companies outside of the other companies they own. Let’s see… that narrows it down to… anyone!

To recap, Chase is saying: We’re going to share your information with companies that pay us enough to make it worthwhile. You can opt out over the phone, and we’ll use the recordings for training purposes and for amusement at company parties, but here’s the deal: We don’t really care. Our ethical standard ends at the law, so for the time being, our name is Ruby and your name is Inmate #8826104.

My goodness. Chase makes Comcast look like Salvation Army volunteers. Good thing I’ll be closing my account with them as soon as I pay off this month’s balance.

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American Express: A+ customer service

I’ve had an American Express credit card for a couple years now, but I would only use it several times a year, and only when shopping at Costco. (Costco doesn’t accept any other credit cards, and the reason why I didn’t go there very often in the first place was because I was mooching off my parents’ Costco membership.) Well, I finally broke down and bought my own membership in my name, and at the same time I signed up for a new American Express card linked to my Costco account. (It’s a rewards card, and they give you $25 just for signing up, so why not?)

Anyway, the new card came in the mail today, so I went online to activate it, as per the instructions. Activation went fine, but there was some kind of problem linking the new card to my existing online account. I called up customer service (at 1:00 a.m., no less), and spoke to a human almost immediately. Furthermore, the customer service rep was a native speaker of English (hooray!), and after asking me a couple questions, she had everything linked up in about a minute. Problem solved.

This has not been my experience when dealing with customer service for any of the Visa cards I’ve had in the past, nor with any of my current Visa cards. Without a doubt, I have to wait at least 5-10 minutes, I can barely understand the rep’s English, and he always tries to upsell me on some credit check or insurance policy. No thanks. In contrast, the American Express rep was coherent, efficient, and only helped me with the problem I called about.

Maybe I’ll start using my new American Express card everywhere from now on.

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A photograph hastily composed

I’m still getting everything situated in the new apartment, but when that’s done, I’m planning on having everyone over for a rockin’ housewarming party. More on that to come later. For the time being, check out the nighttime view from my balcony:

My camera’s battery was dying as I took the shot, but I decided to post the one picture I was able to get before the battery breathed its last. Time to recharge.

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Another fantastic fortune

I really hope this fortune comes true. Oh, what’s that you say? It’s not actually a fortune but a saying? Well, whatever. I hope it comes true anyway.

If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.

My favorite Chinese restaurant in Tucson just keeps delivering the hits in the fortune department.

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Reflections on five years of college

Two days ago, as I walked out of my last class ever after taking my last final ever, I did a celebratory dance around the halls of McClelland before I strutted out the doors for the final time. After five years of papers, presentations, group projects, and homework assignments, it was finally over. College was over.

In the midst of my ecstasy, a thought hit me: was it worth it? Was it worth the studying and hard work? Was it worth the investment of time and money? Was my time in college time well spent? I think the answer is yes and no.

Sure, it’s not a bad thing to have a college degree, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a requirement for the kind of work I do. I know plenty of talented programmers and developers who never went to college, and I can back that up with firsthand experience: about 95% of the skills I use in my job are either self-taught or things I learned while working there. This only really applies to computer and IT jobs, though. If I ever needed brain surgery, I know I’d want my surgeon to have more training than reading “Brain Surgery for Dummies” and Wikipedia.

Just like when I left my last job, the most important thing I can take away from college is the relationships. I met a lot of great people and made a lot of friendships that will probably stay with me for my entire life. When I look back in ten years, I’m pretty sure I won’t remember anything I learned in Organizational Behavior or Operations Management, but I will remember all the people I hung out with until deep into the night on many occasions.

Finally, I think the biggest change for me will be the lack of nightly homework. I’m going to come home from work, make dinner, and then what? Free time in the evenings is going to be weird at first, but I’m sure I’ll get used to it quickly. I can see myself buying a nice recliner and falling asleep around nine o’clock every night after reading a book for an hour. Or maybe I’ll get a satellite dish and subscribe to four or five soccer channels for endless hours of entertainment.

Or maybe I’ll sign up for night classes at Pima to pick up some new languages. At the rate of one language every two years (assuming fourth-semester proficiency is the desired outcome), I could possibly be speaking seven languages by 2018.

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Confucius say… good fortune hard to come by

Here’s some insightful advice I received in a fortune cookie yesterday:

Well, why not? Admit it—you’re intrigued.

Touché, fortune cookie. Touché.

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